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Psycho Demotivational Poster


BULLYING -


TAGS: bully crazy psych**ic fight school
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 7:24 pm
Very, very true. Most of the time, it's the quiet ones you have to look out for.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:23 pm
Example: ju5t look at Jeffery Dahmer. (shiver) Someone didn't pay for the bar tab like promised, and Dahmer promised him something else.... egh.
5150monkeylove - June 25, 2013, 11:29 pm
It might be a great anti bully campaign poster. Except for offending psychos and such. It would end with..."potential victim is just like you" (sweet kitty face)
rerun - June 22, 2013, 4:03 pm

still a great poster
5150monkeylove - May 18, 2013, 3:38 pm
Thanks, RR
rerun - May 18, 2013, 7:26 am

I think it is perfect as it is.
5150monkeylove - May 18, 2013, 12:54 am
Timmmeehhh?
Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:52 pm
I don't understand how Christopher Robin, and Calvin would ever meet, much less get in a fight.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2012, 3:37 am
Words I live by.
Anonymous2 - February 5, 2011, 1:12 am
So... Hobbes is just Tigger forgetting about his Tiggerific past?
5150monkeylove - February 5, 2011, 12:33 am
I had this pic for a while, and this was what I finally came up with. I am considering reworking and wouldn't mind suggestions. (for my FB page)
autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 7:22 pm
Nice! When crazy comes, just act more crazier! They get scared! lol 5L's


IF IT'S NOT ONE THING IT'S ANOTHER -


TAGS: women psychos
Rating: 4.66/5

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Airman - March 1, 2012, 2:51 pm
I'll try to do better, I promise
MashiMashi - March 1, 2012, 2:23 pm
this ph**o could use a better caption, and this caption could use a better ph**o. Its funny I laffed but felt it needed work.
PrettyWhenICry - February 28, 2012, 12:04 pm
Hah!
ICEMAN - February 28, 2012, 1:43 am
I'm going to need to look under the hood. (bonnet for you limeys)


PSYCHO DOG WITH A SYRINGE - No.... sudden.... movements....




PSYCHOLOGY HOTLINE -


TAGS: psychology day
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - March 16, 2010, 6:14 pm
5Ls
MrBlack - March 16, 2010, 5:15 pm
If you have an inferiority complex, hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
MrBlack - March 16, 2010, 5:15 pm
If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership. If you are dyslexic pres 696969. If you have short-term memory loss, please hang up and try again later.
sickartist - March 16, 2010, 10:08 am
Nice response 5L


PSYCHO SEAL - the zoo is a dangerous place


TAGS: psycho seal
Rating: 2.11/5

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agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 1:56 am
That's what I was aiming for, sarcastically.
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 1:50 am
I was thinking it was more like celebrating tolerance
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 1:18 am
1. the state or fact of being diverse; difference; unlikeness. 2. variety; multiformity. 3. a point of difference.
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 1:16 am
Diversity? I am confused, as usual
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 11:16 pm
Celebrate diversity, claire! LOL!
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 11:14 pm
You mean the crappy ones, right?
Claire - December 5, 2010, 11:06 pm
I'm gonna go ahead and say it. What's with all the posters lately?
50cal - December 5, 2010, 8:51 pm
Most over used ph**o on the net!


OVER-COMPENSATING - NO! I'm not!


TAGS: psychology fetish thursday assignment
Rating: 2.42/5

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curlyrocks - April 24, 2013, 10:12 pm
I'm going to guess a starter motor for a diesel locomotive.
EmilioDumphque - January 28, 2012, 3:54 pm
What the hell kinda engine is THAT? It looks like a couple of Allisons or Merlins joined on a common crankshaft!


It's a beautiful day -




I AM NOT CRAZY - I am psychotic, there is a difference !


TAGS: not crazy i am psych**ic
Rating: 4.9/5

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TheLeprechaun - September 1, 2011, 6:12 pm
This is exactly what my ex-fiancee said to me.


HAPPY EASTER - FROM THE EASTER TROOPER.




PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


LIFE IS DIFFICULT - That'll be $150, please


TAGS: psychiatry psychology therapy
Rating: 4.48/5

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mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:55 pm
lol


INNER BEAST -


TAGS: duality bipolar personalities strife psychology
Rating: 4.48/5

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Rodrigo Ugarte - January 10, 2011, 10:01 pm
:O Where is that image from? Is her a character from somewhere?
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 12:56 am
5/5 It works so well together


HEY BATEMAN! - Is that a raincoat?




Reverse psychology -




DUDE - They wanted you to do it.


TAGS: hippie banished authority reverse psychology
Rating: 2.38/5

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firefly - June 18, 2009, 1:57 pm
Give proper credit. That's from Prodigy's Music for the Jilted Generation album.


ON THE JOURNEY OF LIFE - I choose the psycho path ...


TAGS: life journey psycho path choose
Rating: 4.56/5

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Budog - July 20, 2011, 9:42 pm
Just like driving someone crazy, for me it wouldn't be too far of a drive...
taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 5:00 pm
and not the path less traveled....
7053 - July 17, 2011, 2:04 am
Looks like michael myer's day..
Ascetic - July 17, 2011, 12:20 am
It's not a lonely path.


COPYCAT -




WARNING SIGNS - Spot Them Before Its Too Late


TAGS: american psycho warning sign little girl
Rating: 2.45/5

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agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 3:59 pm
Yes, yes, yes! 110% yes! Zed - FTW!
Zed - January 1, 2010, 3:56 pm
Eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some ****, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. You ask me, she's up to something.
Zed - January 1, 2010, 3:55 pm
That's no little girl. Quick, someone, call in the MIB's!
NYHCx845 - January 1, 2010, 2:34 pm
Look at the books she's carrying. Why would a little girl need/want to read the last one
The Goat - January 1, 2010, 2:06 am
I've got a daughter like that - she's 22 and in law school now...she even had hair that color when she was little


PSYCHOLOGY - Psychiatrists! All they do is tell you you love your MOTHER!..... than goose you for $500 Dollars.




CLICHE BINGO - A suggested pastime For the next time Your company books a motivational speaker


TAGS: psychobabble motivational speaking business jargon
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:23 pm
Motivational speakers make me depressed! It's just so insulting that someone thought I would need one!
TheSanityInspector - March 26, 2013, 10:22 pm
Why is the image greyed out, with View Image On Motifake superimposed on it?
rerun - March 26, 2013, 8:21 pm

I could have used this last week.


I COULDN'T HANDLE MY CHILDHOOD - "You were probably too young."


TAGS: psychiatry psychology therapy
Rating: 4.74/5

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caveman - June 5, 2012, 9:47 pm
First good LOL of the day
lgvernon - June 5, 2012, 4:51 pm

OMGosh, this is 5Lilarious!!


CASTLE -


TAGS: life time human nature neurotic psych**ic psychiatrist collect rent build air live lawrence quote marostica italy
Rating: 3.29/5

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Chateaux - August 19, 2009, 11:27 am
'Chateaux' means 'castle' in french... 4L!


UNEARTH -




BEING SINGLE - Don't take it for granted




PSYCHOLOGY - Being insane isn't all bad. Even if your acting is.


TAGS: american psycho required monthly beefcake for amina and co
Rating: 2.5/5

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Ed-Hyde - March 18, 2010, 9:55 am
lol, I got lazy and didn't want to type up every female Motifakers name. :)
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:49 am
Who is the 'co' in amina & co??? I have to know who all is included


Inner Child -


TAGS: child bullied psycho evil
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 9:57 am
I have not sir! Ok, but I only did one of the chalk outlines right Sho?
MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 9:56 am
Ah...now I know who took it huh Little?
Oldsod - February 8, 2014, 7:40 am
Somebody's been hanging with Sho, hasn't she?
chickenlittle - February 8, 2014, 12:14 am
MissP, no, it WAS as funny as you thought, I seriously laughed out loud at the "Um, we lost out on a dube" comment :D
MissPriss - February 7, 2014, 9:11 pm
You are bad to the core there Big E!
EmilioDumphque - February 7, 2014, 9:02 pm
Extra points: We left one arm missing, and drew it two feet away!
MissPriss - February 7, 2014, 7:43 pm
From sweet little children. Thanks Jesus.
MissPriss - February 7, 2014, 7:42 pm
Love it! We once put a dube in the hand of a mannequin at the mall entrance. It actually stayed there for 3 days! Um, we lost out on a dube. Guess it wasn't as funny as we thought ;(
EmilioDumphque - February 7, 2014, 7:11 pm
LOL! We once got revenge against a mall department store by drawing chalk outlines at their front door.
JesusWept - February 7, 2014, 7:07 pm
Sweet revenge! L L L L L


YES, I live with my mom. -




crazy -


TAGS: crazy psycho manson dwight frye
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 10:10 pm

My absolute favorite scary movie.
BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 10:01 pm
"Ratssssss...thousands... MILLIONS of them..." played by the incomparable Dwight Frye (1899-1943)
lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 7:49 pm

You two have really inspired me to try to make one along these lines! Been thinking about a favorite quote about this since you put the first one up.
Cannabal - August 6, 2013, 2:17 pm
We are the Chosen Ones, Bobb.....
lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 11:23 am

Ack~~it's Renfield~~arguably MUCH scarier than Dracula.
BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 10:14 am
You must be a mind reader...now I HAVE to do a poster idea I toyed with yesterday...


STATISTICS SAY -


TAGS: statistics data society crazy psycho
Rating: 4.78/5

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Pikeman - January 17, 2013, 9:19 pm
No worries here 2 hold me down and the other forces the meds down my throat.
ughomer - January 17, 2013, 5:51 am
Send us more, Donnie! 5L on this one.


THERAPY - With enough psychoanalysis and meds You can avoid life altogether




ADDICTION -


TAGS: life time human health psycho disease woman fun scary quickly
Rating: 2.56/5

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Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:44 am
... if he's good enogh for Cindy ...
agdaniele - June 1, 2009, 12:25 am
Careful, Sean.... you sure that's not David Warner in Time After Time?
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:17 am
So why even try? I say reject the false dich**omy wherever she lie. Oh, and do you think that ckick's had enough to come home with me?
Erecrottod - May 16, 2009, 9:02 am
It's not hard: it's when you start drinking with your nose as she's doin'...


The Odd Couple -


TAGS: insanity questions answers demons psycho
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - September 6, 2014, 10:20 am
Bingo


VICARIOUS -


TAGS: ugly swan pageant mom psycho
Rating: 4.77/5

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Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:54 am
This is really superb.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2012, 10:36 pm
Nice work Minkey. 5 rubber duckies
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:48 pm
oh Ok, thank you :)
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:27 pm
in your mind, anyways
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:26 pm
You can't be that blonde for real. Felt or undergone as if one were taking part in the experience or feelings of another: IE, your kid wins a pageant, you become a winner.
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:13 pm
I would say this is a search engine, why ?
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 6:14 pm
what is google?
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:12 pm
what is vicarious ?


MY DAD -


TAGS: titus psycho mom hard dad parents schizo
Rating: 4.28/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 15, 2010, 1:16 pm
My mom never could understand normal thinking


PSYCHOLOGY -




PLETHORA -


TAGS: internet dating warning psycho fishy
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 3, 2013, 6:05 pm
5 catch and releases.


LUNATIC FRINGE -




Vegetarians -




HONESTLY, DOC -


TAGS: marchallenge psychology voyeurism
Rating: 4.32/5

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spacedog - March 16, 2010, 6:14 pm
Nicely done Sick, 5Ls.
ICEMAN - March 16, 2010, 8:52 am
Nice one, Sick. 5


GROUP THERAPY -


TAGS: psycho ology day are you talkin to me whos talkin to me thru posters now
Rating: 3.9/5

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agdaniele - March 17, 2010, 12:49 am
Beautiful.
Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 10:51 pm
Amsome. 5L


LOVE - It means You'll do anything for it (Even Kill the person that loves you)




Disney Shoes -


TAGS: disney shoes date psycho
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:34 pm
The one place where wishing upon a star is null and void.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 1:48 am
Oooo...where can I get a pair? 5L crotchety.


ALL ALIKE -


TAGS: harmony in psychology march 2010
Rating: 4.17/5

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spacedog - March 16, 2010, 6:34 pm
Great job Lester. In my faves.
Mongo - March 16, 2010, 11:32 am
Nice


GENIUS - Leave it to a Psychology major to ensure that their work is seen by millions




PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: mar 16 psychology day you see what i did there
Rating: 3.8/5

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Anonymous2 - March 18, 2010, 12:10 am
Gotcha, 1L it is...
CANADA - March 17, 2010, 12:07 am
NICE!
Sparrowgirl - March 16, 2010, 11:21 pm
Lol. Clever. 5L
spacedog - March 16, 2010, 6:29 pm
Nice one Matt.
Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 4:44 pm
Effin AMSOME!!!
ICEMAN - March 16, 2010, 4:40 pm
You're right, I don't. But I did. 5 stinkeyes.
MrRandom - March 16, 2010, 4:36 pm
MENTOK! The Mind Taker! Oooo weee ooooo!


A.T.M.'S : PROOF THAT THE BANKING INDUSTRY IS EVIL -




ADDICTION -




Misconception -




Psyschosis -




difference -


TAGS: praying psycho
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 12:16 pm
THAT'S who that voice in my head is! Thanks demon...can you call my psychiatrist and let her know?


deep within -


TAGS: people outer inner normal psychos
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2013, 12:38 am
I thought of it, but I wasn't sure if it was "shiver" worthy. But thanks, I'll do that.
Reality Lord - December 29, 2013, 10:55 am

very nice. the shivers would enjoy this one


a word to the not so wise -


TAGS: facebook friends psychopath sociopath guys and gals
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2013, 9:59 pm
Yeah, I agree with you on that. Except I'm still used to what a "hipster" used to be back in my day; so I'm guessing what you are referring to is not what I remember. Glad you like it.
curlyrocks - November 7, 2013, 4:30 pm
Man what happened to society? When did dudes become so needy and such Wimps when it comes to love? I'm just old enough not to understand this EMO or Hipster thing so i'm going to blame that.


More Dead Than Alive -


TAGS: life death heaven hell psycho
Rating: 4.91/5

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Greybeard - March 31, 2014, 1:36 am
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:17 pm
Reading minds now these days Grey? 5L...awesome!


The Shed -


TAGS: shed murder death psychopath ponies
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cannabal - October 29, 2013, 11:33 am
This pick is from "Shed.mov" if you want to enjoy it for all its gory--duh, I mean blood and guts.
MissPriss - October 29, 2013, 11:24 am
A huge 5L thank you...always hated those cutesy little ponies! Bahamuhahaha


Still Cryin' -




PSYCHO PATH -




Knock Knock -




BRILLIANT DARKNESS -


TAGS: for the sho calendar psycho
Rating: 4.71/5

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GaryO - October 2, 2012, 9:49 pm
Greeny creepy…..now that’s creepy…5L
Sho - October 2, 2012, 8:11 pm
>:D At least now he won't feel lonely right? 5 and fav'd
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 2, 2012, 7:24 pm
Creepy. 5L.


Infatuation -




A Madhouse -


TAGS: norman bates psycho madhouse asylum
Rating: 4.58/5

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CloudchaserS - May 20, 2013, 11:38 pm
Welcome Home! It's a Madhouse, or so they say, so you Can Play With Madness!


Ugly is in the eye of the beholder -


TAGS: radka ugly czech married psycho
Rating: 4.25/5

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turboerik - August 1, 2013, 4:44 pm
The hat is free with the girl!
maoworks2 - August 1, 2013, 2:43 pm
I Like The Hat.


IN THE TRUNK... - damn, caught red handed. again. next they'll find the wife...what's left




Dear Mr. Tarantino -


TAGS: quentin foul mouthed violent psych**ic tarantino
Rating: 3.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 12:53 pm
Completely agree. I sometimes stumble upon my old rough drafts that I have posted and Facepalm myself. Lol!
GaryO - May 18, 2014, 6:38 am
Actually, I pretty much got it from the get-go, and nodded my head in agreement. But now, now after all this discussion, I somehow feel much better about my lackluster entries of late, and, well, everything in general. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 12:54 am
And yes, my edited copied does read, “foul-mouthED," and the comma isn't supposed to be there. I hate when I post the wrong poster.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 12:48 am
CRAP! Posted the wrong copy! Augh! This was the rough draft. I do apologize that it detracted from the funny.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2014, 2:32 pm
Perhaps you meant "foul mouthED mind and borderline psychoSIS," Otherwise, I can't figure it out at all.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2014, 2:30 pm
"foul-mouth (comma) mind and borderline" etc. That makes no sense. You have started a separate thought with "mind and borderline psych**ic..." It just doesn't "scan".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2014, 12:57 am
As opposed to...?
EmilioDumphque - May 16, 2014, 8:56 pm
At least he can write a sentence that scans.


GO AHEAD - I dare you to give this a 5.


TAGS: reverse psychology
Rating: 2.91/5

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LinkFox101113 - July 3, 2010, 5:55 am
Success, my friend. Enjoy my Five Lame Lions. lol
crankyhead - July 2, 2010, 7:16 pm
lol forseti
forseti - July 2, 2010, 7:06 pm
i gave it a 2. objective voting. sorry ;)
crankyhead - July 2, 2010, 6:43 pm
I'm not asking for the 5, I voted it a 1 myself. It's sarcasm. =)
Faceplant31 - July 2, 2010, 6:41 pm
Just an opinion. The posters that request a certain score or b**** about certain scores usually do not do well, just like this one.
crankyhead - July 2, 2010, 6:19 pm
I'm more of a bait caster than a troller.
Faceplant31 - July 2, 2010, 6:14 pm
Reverse psychology vote trolling = 1L


The formative years -




I WISH ONE OF MY PERSONALITIES LIKED YOU -




Encumbrance -


TAGS: psycho murder mis***** adultery marriage
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - March 2, 2016, 10:54 am
Thanks for the advice. I guess I'll have to try one of the upscale brands like Folgers since I'm such a fancy and sophisticated person myself.
mizzdizz - March 2, 2016, 2:06 am
I make a lousy crutch. Coffee is supposed to help relieve the itch a little bit...... coffee is the cure for ANYTHING!!!! Even Mondays!!LOL!!
Pushkin - March 2, 2016, 12:02 am
Thanks mizzizz. I can always count on your support. Can I use you as a crutch? Now that I'm off crack I need a crutch.
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 11:14 pm
HAHAHA! First of all the poster--very funny! definite ^! It takes awhile for some to understand genius--- excellent response! I was ROTFL!!!
GaryO - February 25, 2016, 7:36 pm
takes considerably more time to find genius
Pushkin - February 25, 2016, 11:20 am
It takes a while for some to understand genius.
Rick69 - February 24, 2016, 2:43 pm
Alright, this got me...


Child At Heart -


TAGS: child heart murder psycho freezer
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 29, 2016, 5:46 pm
Doing my best to be just that. Thanks ;)
concern3 - March 29, 2016, 5:28 pm
UP yours, You are a sic man
JesusWept - March 29, 2016, 1:34 pm
Thanks you!
lgvernon - March 29, 2016, 1:33 pm

Epic!


The Sidekick -




I think crime pays. The hours are good. You travel a lot. -


TAGS: crime psycho
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - June 24, 2016, 5:04 am
Yeah, it pays... Right up to the point the manager of the motel you stopped at shows-up dressed as his mother, and hacks you to death with a kitchen knife while you shower! And the man that created that... He likes "Smokey & The Bandit"!
fgd051943 - June 19, 2016, 11:11 pm
Too bad we can't give up votes to the comments, MissPriss.
MissPriss - June 15, 2016, 12:49 pm
I live by the motto: Crime. It's only illegal if you get caught. Gotta go my cell block is heading out for yard time.


insanity -


TAGS: insanity psychosis knowledge wisdom enlightenment
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 19, 2015, 7:43 pm
Indeed, that is the whole point of using a chemical to induce temporary psychosis, back in the 60s/70s. It gives one insight and perspective into the nature of sanity.


Psycho -




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